When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Simon turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Simon!
(Of course, apologies to Monty Python, hahaha.
Besides, he totally better have beat feet, the Corgi pack o' doom was hot on his heels after bowling everyone over into the snow like a maniac.)